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Spanky the Evil canary

Syrup me I'm pancakes!

the Judge and Jury
26 August
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I am a 2 foot tall albino with a speech impedimant. I build foot stools for my kind, they actually look like ladders since of course 2 foot tall albino's are short people. I am currently on the waiting list for a leg transplant as soon as a talented white basketball player is killed. so keep your fingers crossed for me